I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
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