i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.