from now on my penis is your penis
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
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Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
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Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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