Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.

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(404): View more from Georgia

Ben's a prick.

(1-404): View more from Georgia

What Ben are you talking about?

(404): View more from Georgia

All the bens across all the lands

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(607): View more from New York

You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me

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(941): View more from Florida

I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.

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(559): View more from California

Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.

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(416): View more from Toronto

Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this

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(714): View more from California

What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.

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(563): View more from Iowa

Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic

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