even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
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ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
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so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
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somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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