it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
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you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
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I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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