One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
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Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
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So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
If I die, sorry about rent.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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