yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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