Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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