Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
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you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
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You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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