New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
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I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
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You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
You can make out without kissing
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I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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