Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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