Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
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You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
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Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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