So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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