D3 body, D1 cock
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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