I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
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I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
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he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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