Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
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