the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
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is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
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we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
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