GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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