That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I supernannyed him into submission
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