Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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