after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
You took a bar mat shot.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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