that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
My pussy is not your playground.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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