So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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