If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Randomize
