it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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