i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
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He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
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May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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