i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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