Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
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Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
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I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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