Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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