that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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