having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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