yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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