You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
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When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
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Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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