He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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