that's an acceptable place to lick
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
im on a boat
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