just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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