im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
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Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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