Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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