O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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