It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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