I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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