If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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