ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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