Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
tell me about the fingering
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