Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
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I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
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I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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