tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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