You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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