so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
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how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
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No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Pooping to opera.
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