8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
27 Freshmen Who Really Didn’t Know What They Were Getting In To
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.