And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
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