They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
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You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
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Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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