you guys were way drunker than both of me
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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