I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
kristin has been a bad kristin
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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