Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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