yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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