i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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