hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
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I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
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Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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