I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
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Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
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Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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