I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
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oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
It was like giving head to a cactus.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
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That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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