seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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